Ok, I don’t have a joke for that, but if anyone can come up with something, I’d love to hear it.
My first few days in Japan were weird. But once I was back in Tokyo, they stayed weird. Japan was weird. I saw Godzilla when I was lost in Shinjuku, animals dressed as celebrities, most notable the tiny dog Michael Jackson, and best of all, in one alley next to a coffee shop I frequented, these weird little wombat things with hats on and a taxidermied wolf. Yeah.
I didn’t notice the wolf the first day I walked by and I’m not sure how I missed it. It is in a pretty big glass box. And then when I did go look at it, I didn’t get too close. Just in case. You know.
Japan has a lot going for it weirdness aside. The people are friendly, even if there is a language barrier. It is just so efficient. The temples are pretty cool. The tempura is delicious. And sumo wrestling.
Have you been to Japan? What is your favorite thing about it? Do you want to go?